70 Hilarious Memes That Perfectly Describe Your Sex Life

There's the sex that we see in movies...and then there's the sex that happens in real life. While it would be nice for all our hookups to be set to romantic orchestral scores and culminate in simultaneous orgasms for all parties, the reality is that sex is often awkward, messy, and embarrassing (see: these people who injured themselves doing the deed). But don't worry; the awkwardness is part of being a human who enjoys sex. Sometimes, all you can do is laugh about it. Which brings us to sex memes.

There are countless sexy books, movies, TV shows, and stand-up specials out there dedicated to the intricacies, etiquette and expectations of getting laid. But the internet says it all better, and more succinctly, and frankly, a damn sight funnier. Why bother composing a lengthy play-by-play of last night’s adventures in the group chat when you can just copy-and-paste a meme and say “omg it me”?

Below you’ll find an expertly curated collection of insight and observations from some of the dirtiest minds on Twitter and Instagram which sum up exactly how it feels to be horny. Whether it’s just you and Pornhub for the night, or you have finally taken the perfect nude and want to share it with the world, these pearls of wisdom (or should that be pearl necklaces of wisdom?) will speak to your soul. Not to mention your other parts. For some reason, a lot of them involve SpongeBob SquarePants, which is either brilliant, or horrifying or a little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.

Here are 70 sex memes that capture the universal experience of gettin' it on.

When you're hornier than all your friends:

When you know what you want, and it's not "feelings":

When you just wanna live out your dirtiest fantasies in peace:

When you're not in the mood to hook up with them again:

When sex is the closest you get to working out:

When it's all fun and games until you actually schedule an IRL date:

When your partner truly cares about your health and wellbeing:

When you realize you're both into kink:

When you're curious if the cutie at the bar is into couples:

When you're submissive AF:

When you still can't believe what went down the night before:

When the BJ could be a liiiiittle better:

When you finally discover the key to saving money:

When you come up with a fun treat for your submissive partner:

When exhibitionism is totally your thing:

When they send some top-quality pics:

When you're looking for someone who loves bondage as much as you do:

When you're really in the mood to go down:

When you gotta stop what you're doing for a sec:

When you achieve G.O.A.T. status:

When your partner is trying to ~learn the ropes~:

When your partner is STILL trying to ~learn the ropes~:

When the only solution is jerking off:

When your inner submissive wakes up:

When something on Instagram gets you going:

When you're craving that post-sex cuddle session:

When it's just you and your trusty web browser for the night:

When you're maaaybe regretting that secret hookup:

When your crush is wearing those sweatpants...

When YOU own the sweatpants and you know you look good:

When your partner is a sex-positive pro:

When you plan ahead a little TOO hard:

When it's you guys against the world:

When regret kicks in:

When someone has major BDE:

When PornHub is mildly threatening:

When you can't get enough of your partner's cute butt:

When she appreciates all parts of you:

When desperate times call for desperate measures:

When there are ~layers~ to your sexual persona:

When cheese is life:

When you're a booty guy through and through:

When you're the innocent one in the squad:

When your 9-5 just isn't cutting it:

When you're too horny to sleep:

When they call you an adorable nickname for the first time:

When it turns into something more:

When you realize some simple things are better than sex, TBH:

When even the parking lot knows you need to get laid:

When you're an intellectual:

When you come across a surprise on Tinder:

When you come across ANOTHER surprise on Tinder:

When you're really into Detective Pikachu:

When you experience the galaxy-brain version of post-nut clarity:

When your ideal dirty talk changes over time:

When you don't wait to pull out all the stops:

When this adult life isn't what you signed up for:

When even Adele knows you won't be down for long:

When you need to stop and look up:

When you have another crush that's going nowhere fast:

When gender is a construct anyway:

When shooting your shot is a little scary:

When you're worried you might not measure up:

When angles are everything:

When some people should just get a room:

When you're praying your new relationship doesn't turn out like the last one:

When you’ve been watching a lot of Avatar lately:

When memes are your love language:

When your needs are very simple:

When you’re trying to multitask: